BRIJACINA KOJONA (Cro) - Mazni me s buncekom po glavi bestijo jedna , demo 199x

Hahaha..here is another recording by those sickos from Pula.This is supposedly their first demo,and I have to thank Bartol for this one.If you already downloaded the previous recordings by them and/or Lizatori Pizdere,then you know what is all about.The Cro-language speaking persons will probably have a laugh about it,and all you others just wonder what could it be..cult stuff.
PS:Unfortunately,no pics or videos for this one!

Tracks:
01.Allo allo
02.Bocanje je prava spika
03.Bulja ko dva andola
04.Doma cipelarimo kunice
05.Fritaja od skornji
06.Frizider mi je aj bok
07.Hopa cupa ja tebi pitona
08.Imas dlakava jaja
09.Izrigo sam se na brata
10.Kariola
11.Kome futari cazzo
12.Lizi mi muda
13.I da je srece bilo ti bi ga popusila
14.Ne trazi ljubav ako si gubav
15.Pacov ti je zvalio jaja
16.Cesi me s kurcinom
17.Rokni me s macolom
18.Strugni mi ga u piconku
19.Strsi li pingvinima
20.Super jebacina 120 na sat
21.Kad je st.Klara pala sa balkona i nabila se na kurac st.Antona
22.Tripper Jack
23.Sta je mala rospijo stara
24.Sapat iz cmara
25.Sparici
26.Zvaljakanje
27.Prdezi
28.Extreme terror (bonus)
29.unknown (bonus)
30.unknown (bonus)

BRIJACINA KOJONA - MAZNI ME S BUNCEKOM PO GLAVI BESTIJO JEDNA , DEMO 199x

LIZATORI PIZDERE (Cro) - various recordings from the 90s

After their reunion concert in December 2007,I had few requests for their stuff,as well as for this band`s alter ego Brijacina Kojona,so here it is.The band is made of members of Desinence Mortification and Aeon.This is a bunch of recordings made in their rehearsal room at some point of their existence,all very good recordings and recorded probably daily in some time period (ie;a week or a month).I don`t know exactly the year of the recording,but I really don`t think it can bother someone..For all those who understand Croatian (and well,it is a very distorted Croatian with some phrases invented by the band themselves,so..) it might be fun,for others this is an undefined kind of music,and simoultaneously it is a lot of kinds of music all in one.And one more thing;in some songs there are 2-3 songs I may not wrote the titles..Anyway,fun for those who understand..

Tracks;
01.Izrigo sam se na brata
02.Fritaja od skornji
03.Mornarska balada
04.Tvoja riba moja riba
05.Pocesi me s kurcinom
06.Kupanje jebanje snimarenje
07.Rogi su zakon
08.A bis bis
09.Ormar+Topli sendvic a u njemu kurcic+Djani prendala me renda
10.Mauro dva cepa
11.Golupcici and zecici
12.Kaco nam je osijedio
13.Kariola
14.Orologio je zakon
15.Zvaljotka sa teglom
16.Izrigo sam se na brata+Mis ti je odgrizao kaco
17.Varikina
18.Ja bi prcio
19.Brcine
20.Serem brabonjke
21.Tko kaze da mi je mali
22.Dobrovoljno cipelarimo kunice
23.Dobrovoljno cipelarimo kunice
24.Lesinarci jedni
25.Andjeli
26.You are dream of my life
27.Somo,picka ti se
28.untitled
29.Sa je mala,rospijo stara
30.Oblizni vibrator
31.Nije nas bruka
32.Rokni me s macolom
33.Tonight is zvjerinjak
34.Mnogo smo sigurni
35.Rigaljka
36.Rakija
37.Pivo konjak
38.Gusle na ramenu
39.Strugni mi ga u piconku
40.Pocesi me s kurcinom
41.Panini od struca kruha
42.Odvrni ju mala
43.Andjeli+Strsi li pingvinima
44.Drkas sta
45.Kupanje jebanje snimarenje
46.Brusionica
47.Jos jedno pivce
48.Palacinka sa sisama
49.Pisoari
50.Gajdari gajdari
51.Da te povezem K.. jedna
52.Usro sam se u gace
53.Akcija
54.Slistili smo kasetu biracine
55.Instrumental
56.Odjebi majmune
57.Konoba
58.Seljoberu
59.Futari mi kanotjera
60.Krave u pohodu
61.Rejtinger
62.Zesce se nasadi
63.Spici mi salatu
64.Obrisi tabane
65.Liznem ti pupak
66.Pekinezer
67.Strsi ti bulja
68.Skurio sam grah
69.Bulja ko dva andola
70.Jarane u mjesalici+Stara spizdila si cvarke
71.Pacov mi brije
72.Zbrijao sam sa feste
73.Snifari nam ona stvar
74.Kuk
75.Struzes dok ne puzes
76.Fu ja brijem
77.Kurac od kunica
78.I love pornice

LIZATORI PIZDERE - VARIOUS RECORDINGS FROM THE 90S

BRIJACINA KOJONA (Cro) - Zesce nam strsi , live cassette 1998

I don`t even have a picture to accompain this post..anyway,this is a side project of guys from early Pula`s Grindcore bands,I call it an answer to Leukkemiaa..A bunch of guys who have fun in doing weird and funny songs,almost all based on porn.This post is for their so-called reunion the 28th of December (this Friday exactly) in Pula`s Club Uljanik,and they do it together with Lizatori Pizdere.So if you liked Leukkemiaa or Lizatori Pizdere,here is the official live tape of a band which was on the same mental waves (I mean musically) as the two mentioned bands.

PS;Actually,if you compare the titles,both Lizatori and Brijacina uses the same songs,so...

Tracks;
01.Skicing army
02.Zduvali smo lovu
03.Neoss and grass
04.Kojoni and birracina
05.Stara pizderu cemo ti
06.S`a cemo musti koze
07.Kurve smo osjedjele
08.Mi znamo svirati
09.Slinava kurcina
10.Zesci smo jebaci
11.Sveta Klara
12.Tini Vini
13.Mamice mamice
14.Kurcina bijeda nadignuta
15.Curice curice
16.Super jebacina 120 na sat
17.Pesek mi krzljav
18.Mi volimo lizati pice
19.Kurac u guzici
20.Dajte nam pice
21.Ne trazi kurcinu (ET cover)
22.Kurac
23.Necemo vam vise puniti jaja
24.Dogovor
25.Pocesi me s kurcinom
26.Fritaja od skornji
27.Izrigao sam se na brata
28.Orologio
29.Tonight is zvjerinjak
30.Dogovor 2
31.Sapat iz cmara
32.Zvaljakanje
33.Alo alo
34.Tvoja riba moja riba
35.Kurac u guzici

BRIJACINA KOJONA - ZESCE NAM STRSI , LIVE CASSETTE 1998

LEUKKEMIAA (Cro) - Uljanik , Pula , 24.06.1994.

Eheeeh,here`s another LKAA (shortened for Leukkemiaa) gig,this one ripped from the VHS tape..it was a summer gig with another band,I can`t remember which one,things ran out of control,I was totally drunk that evening,so drunk that at some point I played the same track twice,while the rest of the band continued with the set list..well,whatever.For the fans,it is another wasted 30 MB,for the others it`s even worse..

PS;Here`s a video of a track from this gig..

Tracks;
01.Let`s go crazy (Tajci cover)
02.U.B.H.
03.Quattro mura
04.Rustning ar ett brott (Mob 47 cover)
05.Armeiaan (Sekunda cover)
06.3. svjetski rat
07.4. svjetski rat
08.Harmonija (U.B.R. cover)
09.Deaf metal
10.Everb (Wehrmacht cover)
11.E (Wehrmacht cover)
12.Micro E (Wehrmacht cover)
13.Propast Pulskih picki
14.Controlled by fear (Fear Of God cover)
15.The ballad of Kurt Cobain
16.Smells like shotgun powder (Nirvana cover)
17.Fuck authority (Raw Power cover)
18.Shit for breakfast
19.Gabba Gabba umrla ti babba (Ramones cover)
20.Gabba Gabba (drummer)/Surfin bird (rest of the band) (Ramones covers)
21.Surfin bird (Ramones cover)
22.Pas pas (traditional)
23.Die or die
24.Outo maa (Terveet Kadet cover)

LEUKKEMIAA - ULJANIK , PULA , 24.06.1994.

KVALITETNI DISKO BAND SHUMA (Cro) - Plasticna , demo 2006

And here they are again..hehehe,KDBS are here to entertain first of all themselves..but this is fun material,unfortunately only for the Croatian-language users.I recommend it to such visitors of this blog,this is a mixture of disco music with Turbo-Folk singing,done by HC Punks..how sick it may be?Check it out!!

Tracks;
01.Kad suma zazivlje
02.Tanac iz sve loze
03.Ljubavni overdouz
04.Sulor
05.Jagoda i cevapa
06.Kasno je sada

KVALITETNI DISKO BAND SHUMA - PLASTICNA , DEMO 2006

KVALITETNI DISKO BAND SHUMA (Cro) - Smijem se iako sam tuzan i placem u tami , 1995-2000

This is something that must not be taken seriously.It is a project of the HC community from Pula,well,from 3-4 guys that are kidding on samples,and writing incredibly stupid lyrics.That is stuff for laughing,but for all those who understand Croatian,because it is all in Croatian.In fact it is a parody on everything that is Trash,becoming extreme Trash..for those who dare..

Tracks;
01.Xhello Djusic predgovor
02.Brus Li featuring DJ Tchmar
03.Samo nebo zna featuring Maske
04.Gondola
05.KDBS
06.Govor izmeta
07.Skaica jaranica ic alajv
08.Kavalo padre
09.KDBS storija odgovor

KVALITETNI DISKO BAND SHUMA - SMIJEM SE IAKO SAM TUZAN I PLACEM U TAMI, RECORDINGS 1995-2000

LIZATORI PIZDERE (Cro) - Live Monte Paradiso , 12.2001

Heheheeh..what can I say,those guys knew how to have great fun at their gigs..the bad thing is that everything is in Croatian,so anyone out of the ex-Yu territories might loose that feeling,but..hey,it is not that bad musically!Lizatori Pizdere (translated from a Pula-slang it means Pussy Lickers) are a side project-along with Brijacina Kojona-of members of Desinence Mortification).There is much in common to Leukkemiaa and Lizatori Pizdere ,except that LP had rehearsals,so they sounded better live.I laugh my jaws off every time I hear this gig.Try if you dare.

Tracks;
01.Fritaja od skornji
02.Tvoja riba,moja riba
03.Pocesi me s kurcinom
04.Roge su zakon
05.Proveslaj me u slamarici
06.Topli sendvic,a u njemu kurcic
07.Djani,prendala me renda
08.Bocanje je prava spika
09.Kariola
10.Izrigao sam se na brata
11.Golupcici and zecici
12.Ko kaze da nam je mali
13.Dobrij lemilicu
14.Lesinarci jedni
15.Mi prcimo ribe
16.Oblizni vibrator
17.Pacov ti je zvalio jaja
18.Zvaljakanje
19.S`a je mala
20.Rokni me macolom
21.Strsi li pingvinima
22.Pisoar
23.Odjebi majmune
24.Rizoto od glavoca
25.Orologio je zakon
26.Skurio sam grah
27.Fuj,ja brijem
28.We are not pedoci,but we are glavoci
29.Sapat iz cmara
30.Jarane u mjesalici
31.Cigan u pezejcu
32.Zbura na brkovima
33.Alo alo
34.Where is Kravlji
35.Kome futari kaco
36.Imas dlakava jaja
37.Ustipni me za glavic
38.Sprdio sam mortadelu
39.Zesci smo jebaci
40.Sveta Klara
41.Ne trazi kurcinu (ET cover)
42.Hopa cupa,ja tebi pitona
43.Curice,curice
44.Tonight is zvjerinjak
45.Pesek mi je krzljav
46.Slinava kurcina
47.Kupanje jebanje snimarenje
48.Okreni to prase
49.Kaco is the best
50.Kolpoli na dug
51.Jota

LIZATORI PIZDERE - LIVE MONTE PARADISO , PULA , December 2001.

LEUKKEMIAA feat. TAJCI (Cro) - Uljanik , Pula , 24.12.1994.

Huh,what can I say..we had a reminder on the party in Pula about this one..it was fucking insane.We were the (unwanted) support band,to the KUD Idijoti`s traditional Christmas show.Tending to go to the max this time,we decided that we will do a show and announce it as a show with TAJCI (the Croatian teen star who sang probably the best Eurovision song ever,Hajde da ludujemo,in 1990),and so we dressed Pizzo as Tajci.Plus,we put posters of Tajci all over the town..there were more than a thousand people at that show,and for the first few minutes,the people watching us truly believed that there is Tajci herself!!!To cut the long story short,this gig was an incredible blast,the crowd laughed their asses off..This is a VHS-rip,so the sound is pretty extremely loud..

Tracks;
01.Smokvizza (playback)
02.Rustning ar ett brott (Mob 47 cover)
03.Shit for breakfast
04.Gabba gabba umrla ti babba (Ramones modificated cover)
05.P.P.P. (Propast pulskih picki)
06.U.B.H. (Uljanik burn in hell)
07.Quattro mura
08.Treci svjetski rat+Cetvrti svjetski rat
09.Moj mali je opasan (playback)
10.Pas pas (Can Can-cover)
11.Outo maa (Terveet Kadet cover)
12.Die or die
13.Armeiaan (Sekunda cover)
14.Smells like shotgun powder (Nirvana uncover)
15.Kannabis kukkakappoihin (Kansan Uutiset cover)
16.Hajde da ludujemo (Tajci cover)

LEUKKEMIAA feat. TAJCI (Cro) - ULJANIK , PULA , 24.12.1994.

SPAZZTIC BLURR (US) - Befo Da Awbum , lp 1988.

SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX !!!!! Ok,now that I have your attention,let me introduce you one of the most inventive band and their only album!A side project of the Thrash Gods WEHRMACHT`s vocalist Tito and Guitarist Marco,plus a bassist and a drummer,on the only album they recorded they made a mix of virtually every musical style on the world filled with an almost infantile humor.Of course,far from Wehrmacht explosivity,they explored more the virtuosity of the musicianship,so all the instrumentalists on this album showed an enormous skillfullness.Plus,it is an extremely funny album,so I don`t see what are you waiting..take it now!!

Tracks;
01.Intro
02.Blurr hogs
03.Images
04.ABC`s+Spazztic puke
05.Fuck yeah
06.Bogue Jonzin
07.Call in sick
08.Bedrock blurr
09.He not-a-home me Marco
10.Unless
11.Let there be blurr
12.Ace
13.Def Metal
14.Mexicalli

SPAZZTIC BLURR - BEFO DA AWBUM , lp 1988

LEUKKEMIAA (Cro) - The Worst Of The Worstest , cd 2006

Now, finally. The LEUKKEMIAA`s cd is finally here. 99 tracks of "even-we-don`t-know-what" pleasure. It took us more time to write the track list than to record the material here. It contains the very first rehearsal/show in Pula, on the 29th November 1990, the 13 YEARS OF NAUSEA project, the AMONIAC project, plus a soundboard recording of a show from 1994. There is also a bonus cd with 3 live shows, but I will post it another time. The core of this issue is here. May God save your souls...
Oh, right; the track list is inside as a .doc file, because..well, you try to write 99 songs and the rest..

LEUKKEMIAA - THE WORST OF THE WORSTEST , cd 2006

LEUKKEMIAA (Cro) - soundcheck Pula , 24. December 1995.

Ehm..this is the soundcheck by LKAA, a soundboard recording, it came out so good that I have to put it here. Maybe someone will be interested.. An interesting fact is that the Kannabis Kukkakappoihin cover you hear here is the first time we played it E V E R!! Not that is a Dream Theater hypercomplicated track, but.. Go on, call us talents..

PS; again, the date wasn`t 25th Dec, but 24th Dec (Christmas Eve)..

Tracks;
01.Kannabis kukkakappoihin (Kansan Uutiset cover)
02.Hajde da ludujemo (Tajci cover) (cut)

LEUKKEMIAA - SOUNDCHECK PULA , 24. DECEMBER 1995

LEUKKEMIAA (Cro) - Powerfest 1993 , Pula , 01. May 1993

There you go;you asked for Leukkemiaa,here it is.This is a VHS audio rip of the second ever show (the first was on our first rehearsal,in front of 8 persons!),but this one was from the Powerfest,where we played UNPLANNED as a musical intermezzo among dead-serious Metal bands.This was a blast of a show,I could write about it for hours,but I won`t.I can only say that all you hear here is played FOR THE FIRST TIME,WITHOUT ANY REHEARSE!!Enjoy this one (if you can)!

Tracks;
01.Pise rec (live announcement)
02.Komm nach Pullaa (intro)+Controlled by fear (Fear Of God cover)
03.Mi smo najgori
04.Harmonija (U.B.R. cover)
05.Everb (Wehrmacht cover)
06.E (Wehrmacht cover)
07.Micro E (Wehrmacht cover)
08.You suffer (not a Wehrmacht cover)(Napalm Death cover)
09.Mega nuclear armageddon
10.No harmony no sense (B.O.L. cover)
11.U.B.H. (Uljanik burn in hell)
12. 3.svjetski rat
13. 4 svjetski rat
14.Quattro mura
15.Clap your hands
16.Fuck off svima a najvise njima
17.In the army now
18.Don`t drink water,fish fuck in it
19.Hajde da ludujemo (Tajci cover)

LEUKKEMIAA - POWERFEST 1993 , PULA , 01. MAY 1993.

CRNA SMRT (Ita) - Come Taste The Smrt , cassette 1992/1993

Haha..now take this.I think even the members of this band didn`t expect this one here!Here is a side project of members of Cenotaph,it was kinda answer to Leukkemiaa (ok,ok,I will put Leukkemiaa here soon..).They did this cassette out of two rehearsals,one from 1992 and one from 1993,I am not quite sure who were the members,I think they were Damiano,Max and Frankie.The title is taken from the well known Deep Purple album,and the cover will be posted here soon..you know..The musical style "somethingcore" is a style invented by Leukkemiaa,and it means "we play something,not quite sure what,but it is sure it`s ??-core".

Tracks 1993;
01.Ortni
02.El brutales
03.Sukia
04.Sexo
05.Cioccocore (New York squallor)
06.The gore store (more gore than ever before)
07.Keine gegenstaende (aus dem fenster werfen)
08.Danno
09.B.o.b.m.
10.Scik scik (extended version)
11.Paga cosa
12.Show no marsi
13.Sprut (ma che cazzo te soni)
14.Jebenti boga
15.Oprosti,oprosti
16.Papa pupa pipa
17.Pompino party
18.Chisum
tracks 1992;
19.Pronto
20.Crna smrt
21.Sonderangeboten
22.Sexual discharge
23.Possessed by pivo
24.Posso risponderghe a questo giovinotto
25.Tvornica cementa
26.Undertaker (Hulkmania is dead)-pt 1
27.Undertaker (Hulkmania is dead)-pt 2
28.Roito
29.Bambino morto e risorto per miracolo
30.Forgotten prepustnica
31.Franz
32.Lori pol agir de sconto (bonus track)

CRNA SMRT - COME TASTE THE SMRT , CASSETTE 1992-1993